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If I Were an Onion

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Saturday, March 28th 2026

If I were an onion, no one would ask me why I am crying all the time.

Anonymous Mar 28, 2026 8:02 PM

If I were an onion there would be many layers to my personality.

Anonymous Mar 28, 2026 8:04 PM

If I were an onion, I wouldn't be a garlic.

Anonymous Mar 28, 2026 8:16 PM

If I were an onion, I would make a good addition to the omelette of which the yolk symbolizes my girlfriend and the white our bull.

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